Jul 22 2007
Missing: 1 Phone
MISSING:
One cordless phone: Silver in colour, answers to the name of “Handset 1″. Handset 1 has been missing for 2 weeks, it is desparately missed by family members “Handset 2″ and “Handset 3″.
Please respond if you find it!
Here is a picture of the family member, Handset 3:

Was handset 1 perhaps eaten by the giant couchcushion monster?
It’s entirely possible.. There is a lost soul, potentially a remote, deep within the bowels of the couch.
[...] the bowels of “The Couch” this morning. It appears that Mark was right, the “Couch Cushion Monster” had clutched tightly to Handset [...]
[...] we’ve been having some problems with our cordless phones. Yes, Handset 1 has been acting up [...]