Feb 05 2010
Dear Dairy Queen,
You and I go way back. For years, you have been a good friend to me.. or so I thought.
I’m writing you this letter to let you know that our relationship can continue no longer. Oh yes, I do love your cold, smooth Blizzards. And we will always have the memories of countless banana splits. Your chocolate sauce… dipped cones.. the occasional Dilly Bar.. And how could I ever forget ice-cream cakes.. I’m drooling right now just thinking about it..
But I’m getting off track with this letter. This isn’t working for me. While things at the time always seem good, when you aren’t around, my true feelings of regret come forward. When things are going wrong or if I’m having a bad day, you are always there for me. I get a temporary feeling of being content with you around. But that always quickly fades.. In the end, I always end up feeling worse off for having you around. So, we must end this destructive relationship we have before things get worse..
I’m sorry.. That’s just the way it has to be..